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I am a pretty sentimental person. I like to gaze at the stars, and contemplate the distance they are from Earth. Stars are cool.
I decided I was going to learn all the constellations and then one day be able to tell everyone. "Hey look, that one is um. . .. Orion or something. . ." Then they would all be impressed by my knowledge.
Then I decided, why the hell should I waste my time remembering things when I can make my own constellations?
I mean, c'mon, why do the Greeks get to tell me what shapes are made in the stars? So I did. This is my first attempt.

The only problem is, I have no idea what it is. It could be anything.
You can tell me what you think it is, if you email me. Like draw it or something, I don't care. I might make more constellations, I really have no idea. But this one kicks ass compared to ones about gay fish or giant spoons.
Hey also, if you make any cool constellations, send them to me, I am interested in seeing them.
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