This here is my hand. It is a good hand. I love it a lot. It has always been there for me. In fact it is typing all the stuff on the left side of the keyboard, like asdfgqwetryazxbb and more!
This one is my foot. I like it. It does not like me. We are kinda having a fight. He thinks it is okay to get athletes foot and ingrown toenails and still expcets me to do all the dirty work for him. What a lazy asshole foot.
I thought, that since having this website for so long, you have wondered what I look like. So I finally decided to upload some pictures of myself. Here they are.
The watch however, I lost at a concert.
Okay, if you want to see a real picture of me, here you go:
This is me on an elephant at the age of 2.5. I actually remember this event, and enjoyed it quite well. I love this photo, and to date it is the best one of me ever.