ABOUT:

Well, a while ago my mom got a new microwave. Her old one was crusty and disgusting inside. She was going to give it to charity, but I said, "Screw that mother! I want to experiment with it!" She let me have it.
I took it in the back yard, gathered a bunch of crap I wanted to see detroyed, and a digital camera. I microwaved tons. Things melted, and warped, and exploded and caught fire and it eventually became too intense for the microwave, and it died. I still had fun with it afterward, because I hit it around with a bat. I seem to do that a lot.
Anyway, some of the pictures I took sucked, and I completely forgot on some. But I got a new microwave from Goodwill, and will start the process all over again. This page is for new experiments.
· Anatomy of a microwave

WARNINGS:

In short, these experiments are fun. Also in short, these experiments will ruin your microwave. It causes smoke, and it can overheat the doo-hicky causing it to break. Then you will not be able to cook frozen macaroni dinners while you surf this site. And that would suck.
Also, there is the slight (slight being high) chance that you will kill yourself doing this. Or at least burn off all your skin so that you need skin grafts. The radiation alone will probably cook your brain, so you should at least be used to it, like me.
If you die, you can't sue me. No matter how sad it is, it is YOUR fault.

RELATED LINKS

· The first microwave I had. I wanted to do experiments with it, but it never worked.
· Another microwave of mine, that I just beat up.
· Solar Death Ray - This guy also melts stuff using a very dangerous weapon
· More Microwave Experiments! with 50% less humor!

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