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A most difficult math problem



My friend Wesley and I were wondering what was about the most difficult math problem ever. I mean besides some stupid calculus problem that Einstein could not solve. So he came up with this. It was so difficult, I knew that I must turn to the internet for the answer. Please tell me if you can solve this most difficult math problem.


Charles Manson was preparing for a barbecue and needed some little kids to make kid burgers out of. He picked up his tranquilizer and went to John Jacobs elementary school with 25 non -reusable darts and 500cc's of tranquilizer. Each child requires 20cc's of tranquilizer in addition to 8cc's per every ten pounds the person weighs, in order to succesfully knock the person out. Upon arriving at the school, (and having unlimited time to weigh them all) Mr. Manson found that there were 93 forty pound children, 62 fifty pound children, 17 sixty pound children and 3 seventy pound children on the playground where he could shoot them easily. If each kid burger requires 1/2 pounds of meat, and 83% of each child is usable meat, how many burgers can Mr. Manson make?


UPDATE: WESLEY WATTS GAVE THIS DEFINITIVE ANSWER:
None, he is too busy raping your father.


MORE UPDATES: MATTHEW FARAH DID THE MATH!
2{.83[(93 x 40) + (62 x 50) + (17 x 60) + (3 x 70)]} = 13196
I am too lazy to double check.


and this one by someone who shall not be named:
charles manson doesnt need to that thats why he brain washes people plus there is no need to keep the kids asleep duct tape on the wrists legs and mouth is a more cost effective way to keep the kids from running there asses away. a better question is what color are the kids are they?
personally i wouldent really go for mexicans or blacks because even mcdonalds chicken nuggets arnt made of dark meat any more
id go for some hippie lookin white kids
beacause hippies eat healthfoods
wich means the meat is prolly more tender and what not
that seems like the cream of the school children crop
but then again the fat kids would prolly freeze better because of the junk food perservatives they eat but fat kids are harder to kidnap ...hmmm

also i would like to pont out the fact that human meat is most easily compared to pork .... wich would lead you to belive that makin hamburgers out of children wouldent seem to tasty soup of like mabe kidchops would be better for his BBQ


WHAT THE HELL IS THE ANSWER??!?!?!$! DFSFS????


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