`GORGER JOPPLESNOBBER`

BY JENNIE PARKER Someone submitted this to me. I thought it was good enough to submit. No questions asked. But it took me more than 2 months to put up. I am lazy. I also suck as an editor.Once there was a little old man named Gorge Jopplesnoober , and he lived in a huge blue house with white shutters. He was a very old, he was 103 to be exact. he had almost no hearing and the little hair that he had was gray , he had a big hump in his back (and when he didn’t he was surprisingly almost 10 feet tall). Well as most people are he was afraid of spiders, and if he saw even one he would jump in terror. He even one time called 911 to come and kill it , but they just said get a shoe and smash it, so he did. But one after no one he went to take an nap and as he was getting ready to lay down to fall asleep he saw the strangest thing it was a ........................ it was a ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... oh my golly good god there was a huge spider on his wall! It was bigger than usual it was bigger than an apple or a small bouncy ball but it was the size of a bowling ball. When the old man saw it he nearly died of a heart attack because of the size of it. And you wouldn’t even believe what he did , he called 911 he sat there for about 3 to 4 rings and then finally they answered" hello you have dialed 911 how may I help you ?" THERE IS A GIANT SPIDER ON MY WALL! sir please calm down and tell me what the problem is THERE IS A GIANT SPIDER ON MY WALL THE SIZE OF A BOWLING BALL OK NOW IS IS UNDER MY RUG. Ok sir I will have some people over to kill it in a few moments will you tell me your name and address please? Yes, said the old man my name is Gorge Jopplesnoober Ok sure how do you spell that? The old man grunted and started to spell it for the woman ok said the old man it is J O P P L E S N O O B E R ok thank you and your address 2357w 7253s. Ok there will be a few man in no time ok thank you ma’am sure its my job . So there stood the old man waiting for the men to kill the spider ,"goodness those guys are taking for ever " and so he didn’t want to wait any longer. He picked up a chair and began trying to smash the spider then in came the guys to kill the spider ,and one guy was holding a shovel and began smashing the spider ,and well they killed it the old man ended up dieing of cancer a few months later ,and every one lived happily ever after. © 2000-2006 Planet Troy, Inc. All rights reserved.