`4 Bunnies Executed in New Zealand`

Bunnies denied bail, lawyer, and free pink underwear

4 Bunnies executed in New Zealand By Mene Tekel
New Zealand, March, 28, 2005On Easter morning, 21 squad cars and the militia of New Zealand showed up at Samuel Peepies apartment. They arrested him and 3 roomates, and took them downtown for questioning. They were renting an apartment in New Zealand as they were all extras in the upcoming Lord of the Peeps movie.
The names of the roomates have not been released. The 4 were handcuffed and one peep complained of "police brutality". However, in New Zealand peeps do not have rights. They were denied bail, a lawyer, and pink underwear that most prisoners are given in certain prisons.
A witness and a friend of the four, Ms. Mary Bo Peep* said: "It's a tragic event today. The judge was corrupt and killed my friends. They were innocent. Innocent I tell you!"
The judge, named Judge JustBorn, never thought twice about the execution. The charges brought against the peeps were rape, murder, money laundering, and staleness. The judge ruled they peeps as "Guilty as charged". The were sentenced to capital punishment.
The 4 pleaded, begged, and screamed that they were innocent. Judge JustBorn had no sympathy. The gavel was slammed and the peeps were forced out of the court room.
The execution was scheduled today at 5:00 AM. Their last meal was a plate of mini marshmallows and some orange juice. The type of execution chosen was the dreaded, traditional Six Gun Salute. Unfortunately, the 6th gun man was busy getting coffee and missed the execution entirely.
The bunnies were blindfolded and lined up against the wall. Then the 5 gunmen opened fire. Blood went everywhere, but despite the amount of pain the bunnies must have been feeling, they didn't make a peep.
In a few minutes it was all over, and the medical examiner and the undertaker walked in. The medical examiner determined that they peeps cause of death was being "riddled with bullets". No surprise there. Then the undertaker began to eat the remains. A funeral would be too exspensive.
Ms. Mary Bo Peep has gone into mourning. The US Embassy could not do anything to prevent the execution, because international law does not apply to marshmallows.
*Name changed because, because, because!