`My Friend, the Eco-Terroist`

My friend turned in this paper for a school assignment. He was supposed to observe a vine and note any growth. His observations and his "crazy, tree-hugger" teacher's comments made me laugh. In case you can't read it, the text says: Nathan: Vine observastion I was not here on Wednesday. So to me it probably looks the same. It looks like it's dead. I don't think it's going to make it. Maybe we should pump it up with miracle grow ^©. Yeah, then we could have like inch thick grapes. If it dies by natural causes it's not our fault and ^we cannot be held responisble. Maybe I should break into the school and give it pestisides and miracle grow. Teacher: you little ecoterrorist you . . . . This is terrible. No observations except that you weren't here. You need to make a decision + make it soon - either take this serious or drop! If anything happens to my tree or vine, I will take this assignment to be an admission of guilt. . © 2000-2006 Planet Troy, Inc. All rights reserved.